Dear Kittens.
I have made a list of what to write about today because I do not have a lot of time, but wanted to be sure I tell you every single thing. I am so committed to you.
A. Computer Broked
My super sexy laptop computer stopped working. It's sort of a long story, but it's not a surprise this happened, just a total bummer. I'm using my desktop computer right now and the discomfort level could not be higher. Well, maybe if I had to sit on a chair with a seat of nails, but otherwise, I am maxed out, discomfort wise. The chair is too tall for the desk, the huge ergonomic keyboard seems like it's made for a giant and I am running across the keyboard jumping on each key to just type out a sentence.
DISCOMFORT, like I said.
B. Hello, Summer
So, it's summer time. Actually officially summer time and I am not sick of it yet (because we have AC), but I get the idea this is going to be a scorcher and any second I am going to be sick of it any second. The best parts about summer for me are the boat trips on the lake, wearing skirts all the time and Popsicles. I do not particularly like being hot or having the sun drill holes in me because of it's hotness and my relative delicateness.
C. Gay Softball
This weekend Andy, my parents and I are driving down to hot, hot southern California so we can watch my friend, Charlie, play gay softball. He's been playing in this gay league since late winter and he loves it. We've been joking a lot about how now he's a jock-a-lete and whenever we're together I have to feel his "guns". Charlie told me last night that one of his teammate's relatives went a straight softball game and said that it was totally boring because the straight guys are not really interested in playing softball, but in looking cool out on the field. We laffed and laffed.
D. Lady's Choice
From time to time I come up with new things to do/say that amuse me. Lately it's been saying "Lady's Choice" whenever I make a decision that impacts Andy. Like what we eat for dinner, if I eat the last brownie, or whatever else. Like most things that I do to amuse myself Andy (limited sense of humor) finds it funny for a short while and then he starts saying things like, "still?" and "really?" and other words that are clearly designed to thwart my bliss. It's been known for a long time that Andy + Fun = Zero, and let me tell you, that has never been truer than it is now.
Anyway, the other night I was begging for a glass of ice water by my bedside (I was already in the bed and of course once you are already in the bed, it makes ZERO sense to get out of the bed). I have transcribed the following conversation for your reading pleasure:
C- oh no!
A- what is it?
C- I don't think I have any water by the side of my bed!
A- Oh, alright. I'll get you some water.
C- it should probably be cold.
A- so, you want ice water?
C- whatever needs to be done to make it cold. Also, i need a drinking implement.
A- like your lips?
C- yes, but something more than just my lips.
A- A spo-
C-Yes (he tricked me. I thought he was getting ready to say Straw, but really he was saying spoon)
A- a fork? a knife? No, not a knife. You cannot be trusted with a knife. Or a fork, if we're being honest. Okay, do you want a large spoon or a small spoon? Lady's choice.
C- HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
E. Iced Tea
I am drinking so much iced tea that it is interfering with my sleep. It's just that it's so delicious and I cannot stop drinking it. All. Day. Long. I'm sure I will reach critical mass at some point with the tea, but right now I am happy enough to spend my days swilling lemon juice spiked tea and my nights laying awake wondering about what curtains I should buy for the master bedroom.
F. The End
This is a very busy day for me and I've been writing this post in fits when I want to take a break from the grueling job that is Getting Ready For a Road Trip. Thankfully, I am almost done with everything on my list and now I can just sit around and wait for Andy to get home. I may or may not post stuff from the road this weekend.
Love,
Catie