Dear Kittens,
1. GAH! Boating did not work out AGAIN. We were late leaving and then there was a tremendous amount of traffic and so we were late for our launch appointment and then the parking lot had reached capacity and so we werturned away and we all cried a little bit.
2. Another complaint is that I bought a new bathing suit and it smooshes my boobies. It smooshes my boobies so much that when I took it off my nipples were sort of inverted for a little while. That's some serious bosom control. I will admit only to you kittens that I ordered the swimsuit online and I ordered a size smaller than what I've previously worn and maybe this swimsuit is slightly too small. It doesn't look bad, but it just feels like the swimsuit really loves me and wants to hug me super tight all the time.
3. The good part about heaving everything ready for the boat is that we have tons of drinks that have been sitting in ice. I love ice cold drinks. They're so icey cold and then you drink them and it is wonderful.
4. We've got three mini thugs in our neighborhood. As far as I can they spend the majority of their time looking for some manner of trouble. They'll walk around testing car doors to see if one is unlocked, they will throw their litter on the ground and mostly they just wander around the neighborhood trying to look touch. On more than one occasion I've shooed them away from one thing or another and when they try to give me a hard scary look, I look them right in their mini thug eyes. One thing that strikes me as hilarious is that they are afraid of Murray. One day last week I was outside with Murray. I had him on his long leash and I was throwing a frisbee for him. The frisbee went out on the sidewalk and Murray ran for it and on those mini thugs SQUEALED in fear because of Murray. MURRAY. HAHAHA. He might lick them to death, but that would be about it.
5. Here are the plans for tomorrow- general and specific straightening and organizing, eating delicious foods that are delicious, walking the dog and reading. It should be a great day. Oh, also, maybe we see some fireworks. Or maybe we go to a movie or maybe we watch a movie at home. ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.
Love,
Catie
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